JJ: a job where travel is a break rather than SOP
MP: dice that behave and Trigon treatment in new job
The King: an invulnerable car
Jami: a real realtor and a draft pick in the single digits
Mike T: a clone for tax season
Don: finding 15 players worth keeping
Jeff: Potential becoming reality after his big 'getting out of the superstar business' sale
Tim: a teleporter
Charlie: 162 games played
Dave: a portable sports ticker so he can track who's on his team this minute
Jim P: gramur and spalchaker
Pat M: see Charlie above
Keith: an end to the 'nice guys finish last' curse
Pat J: a clone for umpiring season
Earl: not having to play 'The King and his Court' in 2003
Stefi: a playoff trophy in '04
RS: time to play Strat in between visits to his harem in '03 (dream on.....)